Last couple of months .. I discovered the joy of pornography. Yes! Like a kid on Christmas day, eagerly waking up early, to rip open the presents, that was how I felt when I discover a link that unravels hundreds of porn, or 'educational materials' according to me.
Before you fuckers think that I am in denial for not calling a spade, a spade..porn to me is like the 'Dummy Guide' to some or 'How To' to some others. Yes! Though some may scream 'it's a same damn thing' .. let me remind you that though it may appear a repetitive action and act, but fuck me, it's with different actors and actresses, or animals in some case. So there, I made my peace!
The link that I was talking about hosts hundreds of porn..from hetero to homo to confuso, and they even have .. this is the best shit, 'undefined' and 'vintage' heck .. it's like a trip to a sex shop sans travelling. I was spoilt with choices so like a kid getting free access to a candy store without ever worrying over tooth decay, diabetes and all the other unhealty fuck, I downloaded a fair bit. A fair bit in my case is 15 GB worth.
The climax after downloading porn is off course wanking off to it. As I am writing this, I wanked daily to different multitude of porn .. I could have sworn I wanked off not only over some men banging some girls, I even wanked off to man being banged another man, a man being banged by a shemale, a shemale being banged by a man (or a woman or another shemale or a group of men), fuck .. the variety in the type of pornography is so fucking overwhelming, I do believe I wanked off to animals being banged as well...or was it a human being banged by animals. Well, what I am trying to say is it's a whole lotta porn and porn materials that if I am a catholic, my confession will last from the 1st till the 30th, non-stop and yet I still owe God a fucking universe for explanation.
So, as I mentioned about wanking off to the porn that I've downloaded, I wanked off on a daily basis for almost a month and a half that, suddenly .. the sight of a fuck, err turns me off.
Yes. I overwanked myself, like some addict OD'ed I WD'ed.
Fuck, fuck, fuck..I told myself. Though the intonation did not indicate I was near-worried, but I was taken by my porn-retention. It' only a month and a half, I said. Yes..I may have wanked off to few different porn movies in one night - watching God knows what being banged and banging away, but, come on..how can I be fucking neutralised so soon?
I felt helpless, like some robbery victims. I felt fragile and weak. I felt like an old fuck who needs a little blue pills to erect some defunct pole. I felt I am acting and behaving like someone my own age. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...still not a single sign of distress.
Then, one fine day .. browsing yet another link, I came upon a vintage porn - 'Spectacular Janine'. An old German production. A period piece. A gift from God.
I downloaded Janine and watched it the same evening, in my office. Watching it with no expectation, bit by bit, as the spectacular unfolds, I find myself getting aroused..before I knew it, I was wanking away like before.
As I came and Janine was banging her stepfather, a hooker, a horse-carriage guy, some aristocrats and god knows what else.. I realised I am cured of my overwankingness.
Thanks to an old fuck - Janine, my life has made a U Turn to normalcy.
NOTE: This article was written 15 minutes short from me wanking off to some God knows who via webcam over the internet. Though I would like to put a disclaimer that the little show was not recorded nor will it mysteriously appear later in the web, I shall refrain myself from opening my big mouth too soon. So, should you come across a video of someone in a moss green Hush Puppies short wanking and fingerfucking himself to glory..that will be me. Thank You very much!
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