I filled up a some sexuality questionnaire yesterday..though am not a fan of silly things such as that, but the thought of getting USD50 for answering stupid questions, wholeheartedly and honestly, plus it's just a matter of ticking boxes, who the fuck wouldn't, right?
Anyway .. some of the questions are inane bordering idiotic .. as if sexuality or sexual preference can be simplified, judged or even assessed by simply ticking some boxes..but the fear of losing USD50 kept me in tow and made me extremely honest in answering the questions.
After few minutes ticking the 'near-appropriate' boxes, I come to a conclusion that none of these questions applies to me. Why?
The whole questionnaires are targeted for people who fuck, err copulate, ehem.. make love when they're in a relationship...Questioning their moral values, integrity, blablabla ..Fuck! It's the easiest questionnaire I have had in my entire life, to well, appropriately answer. Never in my fucking life. I've ticked 'I've strongly disagree' from beginning to the end, except for a few questions in the beginning. Heck! Even then, those were my age, location and salary bracket boxes.
All and all .. after I've completed the questionnaire, I had the chance to view it in its whole entirety...and I came to one singular conclusion - I am a slut and fuck yeah, I am a skank, and don't I fucking proud of that!
Now, I walked around as if I am walking on air. Being a slut, a skank and 'bangers-grande' .. is just not for everyone and the questionnaire proved my worth. period.
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