"Don't you have anyone special?" my aunt asked one day.
"No!"
"Out of curiosity...do you like girls or boys?"
"I like cats and dogs"
"Come on .. be serious"
"Human no matter what their gender is are a disappointment. They're good for one thing, which is for a fuck..apart from that, I don't see their worth or value."
"Looks who's talking.."
"Yes..that's the reason why I said humans are disappointing..myself included!"
Friday, October 22, 2010
No To Grandpa/Grandma Porn!
My stepfather is in hot soup. Mom found out about his outside tryst recently. I was told she knew about it for a long time. "2 years..They've been seeing one another", my Mom confided to me last two days ago. "She's married you know. 50 and married."
So, in another word, my stepfather is fucking another man's wife for some time now. " You know what I find disgusting?" mom continued her ranting. "That both of them used the lamest excuse...For fuck's sake, if you want to fuck .. Don't tell me you going to the mosque or learning the Quran. At least use other excuses, like watching football, or meeting a friend, or anything. Be fucking creative at least. Don't drag the Lord's name when you want to fuck. It's fucking pathetic".
"Well .. what are you going to do?" I asked her..To be honest, I couldn't care less about my stepfather's extramarital affair...but, I however agreed with mom on 'using any other excuses for a fuck'.
"He's acting like a teenager" I told mom. "Yes, he is..and if he is in his teen, I wouldn't bat an eyelid. I can totally understand how important a fuck is to a teenager but he's fucking 53. 'Sweet' is not the word you would describe or even use to explain his behaviour."
I try to imagine my stepfather having sex, and just as I about to imagine him with his clothes off, I stopped. Grandpa/Grandma sex is not my porn...and this coming from a person who loves his porn.
Again, I am made agreeable by mom.
"What are you going to do?" I asked again.
"Is there anything I can do to stop my husband from fucking behind my back!!" answered mom.
True. You can't - I myself had one to many husbands fucking me behind their wives' back. "Yeah mother, you can't!'
So, in another word, my stepfather is fucking another man's wife for some time now. " You know what I find disgusting?" mom continued her ranting. "That both of them used the lamest excuse...For fuck's sake, if you want to fuck .. Don't tell me you going to the mosque or learning the Quran. At least use other excuses, like watching football, or meeting a friend, or anything. Be fucking creative at least. Don't drag the Lord's name when you want to fuck. It's fucking pathetic".
"Well .. what are you going to do?" I asked her..To be honest, I couldn't care less about my stepfather's extramarital affair...but, I however agreed with mom on 'using any other excuses for a fuck'.
"He's acting like a teenager" I told mom. "Yes, he is..and if he is in his teen, I wouldn't bat an eyelid. I can totally understand how important a fuck is to a teenager but he's fucking 53. 'Sweet' is not the word you would describe or even use to explain his behaviour."
I try to imagine my stepfather having sex, and just as I about to imagine him with his clothes off, I stopped. Grandpa/Grandma sex is not my porn...and this coming from a person who loves his porn.
Again, I am made agreeable by mom.
"What are you going to do?" I asked again.
"Is there anything I can do to stop my husband from fucking behind my back!!" answered mom.
True. You can't - I myself had one to many husbands fucking me behind their wives' back. "Yeah mother, you can't!'
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