My Encounter With Pornography & How I Overwanked Myself (well..almost!)

Last couple of months .. I discovered the joy of pornography. Yes! Like a kid on Christmas day, eagerly waking up early, to rip open the presents, that was how I felt when I discover a link that unravels hundreds of porn, or 'educational materials' according to me.

Before you fuckers think that I am in denial for not calling a spade, a spade..porn to me is like the 'Dummy Guide' to some or 'How To' to some others. Yes! Though some may scream 'it's a same damn thing' .. let me remind you that though it may appear a repetitive action and act, but fuck me, it's with different actors and actresses, or animals in some case. So there, I made my peace!

The link that I was talking about hosts hundreds of porn..from hetero to homo to confuso, and they even have .. this is the best shit, 'undefined' and 'vintage' heck .. it's like a trip to a sex shop sans travelling. I was spoilt with choices so like a kid getting free access to a candy store without ever worrying over tooth decay, diabetes and all the other unhealty fuck, I downloaded a fair bit. A fair bit in my case is 15 GB worth. 

The climax after downloading porn is off course wanking off to it. As I am writing this, I wanked daily to different multitude of porn .. I could have sworn I wanked off not only over some men banging some girls, I even wanked off to man being banged another man, a man being banged by a shemale, a shemale being banged by a man (or a woman or another shemale or a group of men), fuck .. the variety in the type of pornography is so fucking overwhelming, I do believe I wanked off to animals being banged as well...or was it a human being banged by animals. Well, what I am trying to say is it's a whole lotta porn and porn materials that if I am a catholic, my confession will last from the 1st till the 30th, non-stop and yet I still owe God a fucking universe for explanation.


So, as I mentioned about wanking off to the porn that I've downloaded, I wanked off on a daily basis for almost a month and a half that, suddenly .. the sight of a fuck, err turns me off.


Yes. I overwanked myself, like some addict OD'ed I WD'ed.


Fuck, fuck, fuck..I told myself. Though the intonation did not indicate I was near-worried, but I was taken by my porn-retention. It' only a month and a half, I said. Yes..I may have wanked off to few different porn movies in one night - watching God knows what being banged and banging away, but, come on..how can I be fucking neutralised so soon?

I felt helpless, like some robbery victims. I felt fragile and weak. I felt like an old fuck who needs a little blue pills to erect some defunct pole. I felt I am acting and behaving like someone my own age. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...still not a single sign of distress.

Then, one fine day .. browsing yet another link, I came upon a vintage porn - 'Spectacular Janine'. An old German production. A period piece. A gift from God.

I downloaded Janine and watched it the same evening, in my office. Watching it with no expectation, bit by bit, as the spectacular unfolds, I find myself getting aroused..before I knew it, I was wanking away like before. 

As I came and Janine was banging her stepfather, a hooker, a horse-carriage guy, some aristocrats and god knows what else.. I realised I am cured of my overwankingness.


Thanks to an old fuck - Janine, my life has made a U Turn to normalcy.


NOTE: This article was written 15 minutes short from me wanking off to some God knows who via webcam over the internet. Though I would like to put a disclaimer that the little show was not recorded nor will it mysteriously appear later in the web, I shall refrain myself from opening my big mouth too soon. So, should you come across a video of someone in a moss green Hush Puppies short wanking and fingerfucking himself to glory..that will be me. Thank You very much!

I Am A Slut .. and A Skank, but, boy ooh boy, it's a fucking badge of honor, I tell you that...

I filled up a some sexuality questionnaire yesterday..though am not a fan of silly things such as that, but the thought of getting USD50 for answering stupid questions, wholeheartedly and honestly, plus it's just a matter of ticking boxes, who the fuck wouldn't, right?

Anyway .. some of the questions are inane bordering idiotic .. as if sexuality or sexual preference can be simplified, judged or even assessed by simply ticking some boxes..but the fear of losing USD50 kept me in tow and made me extremely honest in answering the questions.

After few minutes ticking the 'near-appropriate' boxes, I come to a conclusion that none of these questions applies to me. Why?

The whole questionnaires are targeted for people who fuck, err copulate, ehem.. make love when they're in a relationship...Questioning their moral values, integrity, blablabla ..Fuck! It's the easiest questionnaire I have had in my entire life, to well, appropriately answer. Never in my fucking life. I've ticked 'I've strongly disagree' from beginning to the end, except for a few questions in the beginning. Heck! Even then, those were my age, location and salary bracket boxes.

All and all .. after I've completed the questionnaire, I had the chance to view it in its whole entirety...and I came to one singular conclusion - I am a slut and fuck yeah, I am a skank, and don't I fucking proud of that!

Now, I walked around as if I am walking on air. Being a slut, a skank and 'bangers-grande' .. is just not for everyone and the questionnaire proved my worth. period.

     

Fucking Singles!

"Don't you have anyone special?" my aunt asked one day.
"No!" 
"Out of curiosity...do you like girls or boys?" 
"I like cats and dogs"
"Come on .. be serious"
"Human no matter what their gender is are a disappointment. They're good for one thing, which is for a fuck..apart from that, I don't see their worth or value."
"Looks who's talking.."
"Yes..that's the reason why I said humans are disappointing..myself included!"

No To Grandpa/Grandma Porn!

My stepfather is in hot soup. Mom found out about his outside tryst recently. I was told she knew about it for a long time. "2 years..They've been seeing one another", my Mom confided to me last two days ago. "She's married you know. 50 and married."

So, in another word, my stepfather is fucking another man's wife for some time now. " You know what I find disgusting?" mom continued her ranting. "That both of them used the lamest excuse...For fuck's sake, if you want to fuck .. Don't tell me you going to the mosque or learning the Quran. At least use other excuses, like watching football, or meeting a friend, or anything. Be fucking creative at least. Don't drag the Lord's name when you want to fuck. It's fucking pathetic".

"Well .. what are you going to do?" I asked her..To be honest, I couldn't care less about my stepfather's extramarital affair...but, I however agreed with mom on 'using any other excuses for a fuck'.

"He's acting like a teenager" I told mom. "Yes, he is..and if he is in his teen, I wouldn't bat an eyelid. I can totally understand how important a fuck is to a teenager but he's fucking 53. 'Sweet' is not the word you would describe or even use to explain his behaviour."

I try to imagine my stepfather having sex, and just as I about to imagine him with his clothes off, I stopped. Grandpa/Grandma sex is not my porn...and this coming from a person who loves his porn.

Again, I am made agreeable by mom.

"What are you going to do?" I asked again. 

"Is there anything I can do to stop my husband from fucking behind my back!!" answered mom.

True. You can't - I myself had one to many husbands fucking me behind their wives' back. "Yeah mother, you can't!'